Can I pick my order up or drop off a return?
I'm so glad you asked.
It's a love story for the ages, comparable to Shrek 2 or 50 first dates. It all started when we were young and new. The warehouse and the office. Connected at the hip, side by side like illicit substances and music festivals. We were literally inseparable. We did everything together and made the weirdest memories we'll both cherish forever. But like all good things...we grew.
Before we knew it the warehouse was moving on to bigger and better things.
They were destined for the big city lights of Denver. It was hard. There were tears.
But time heals all wounds, and now the warehouse is fooling around with some person named "OSHA". They won't let us come chill at their place, but they seem to be pretty comfortable at our warehouse. Go figure.