Where is my monthly underwear subscription?
Firstly, thanks for trusting us to take care of your most precious possession. We fully understand the immense honor you have bestowed upon us, and we want to assure you we will do everything we can to cradle your junk as angelically as possible.
That being said, it sounds like those bad boys haven't turned up yet.
Your Underooster's will ship out within 3-5 biz days. From there, they'll get blessed with a magical tracking code. First month it'll hit your email. Every other month, you'll need to login on the site to check in on where your ball fondling goodness is chilling with the hottest single amazon packages in your area.
Usually, the post office will get you your package within 7 business days of that date.